Ok, somebody, somewhere had to take this picture. Exactly WHERE was he/she standing?

Oh, this is awesome on several levels. It’s a tree that owns itself, and the story behind it.

This would be good in my mouth: avocado hummus.

Muhahahahahahahah. Click to embiggen so you can read it without straining. But if you have to strain, it’s worth it.

Fascinating in an absolutely grotesque kind of way. I gasped at the wonder of it until I realized what it was. And then I almost puked.

Ooooh, this would be refreshing: watermelonade.