Too much holiday fun? Get yer diet pills here!

This is just a beautiful poem. I want to live in such a way that people would think of me when they see lovely things.

I declare, I think he’s smiling. She? He, I think.

Curiosity called the cat. But that’s not a cat. I’m not actually sure what it is except cute.

Just when I thought I was entering the safe zone, I find out it may not be true. That’s ok, they can flaunt their pregnancies, I’ll continue to endure my hot flashes.

Finally, rare photos of the rich and famous.