Apparently, Big Brown has won the Kentucky Derby. This scenario just opens itself up to So. Many. Jokes! I mean, UPS is also called Big Brown. How long til we see a commercial with a play on UPS in the Derby? Or what about a commercial for exercise equipment with an excercisee in a brown sweatsuit, telling us that we can train to run like Big Brown, but that doesn’t mean we need to be one?

See? Yeah. I slay me. Only 2 links this time; some jokes should be kept short.