A thought just occurred to me, as I sat here eating oreos and wondering how to fit Lipovox customer reviews in to this post. What if……no. A little back story.

One, my girls have a friend, and his perpetual joke is “what if there was an invisible motorcycle and it could go through walls”. This always precedes tales of madcap adventure, which of course cannot be verified, because the motorcycle in invisible and can go through walls, so it has all sorts of other magical features of course.

Two, I have just written a post about my yo-yo weight, and so!

What if.. there were special oreos, that tasted like the regular oreos, only when you ate them, they were negative 70 calories each instead of adding 70 calories? Yeah, I’d walk through walls for that, wouldn’t you?