I think this word joke page is hilariously funny. Perhaps you need to be a linguist to enjoy it, perhaps not. You decide.

77 pecent of people say they wash their hands after using a public restroom. I wonder how many of them use paper towels to turn off the bathroom faucets.

Catch the Moment. Catch the Moment 2. Yeah, it was worth listing them separately.

Words fail me. All I can do is snicker.

And today, I think life is, in general, marked with signs like this. Big tall warnings about nothing, while the important stuff is hidden from view.