Here are three things that cost more than the piece of real estate on which I am sitting:

A souped up 2008 Corvette Z06. I’ll take mine in RED, please. Yeah, I know you thought I’d say pink. Fooled ya.

This glittery 30.5 carat diamond necklace. Not a typo.

The Natural royal crown Russian sable coat , rawr!

Given the option, I’d probably opt to keep the house ;)